“Did you find what you were looking for?”

I always go through this ritual at the grocery store. The checker says “Did you find everything you were looking for?” and then I always respond — “Oh yes, and some things I wasn’t looking for, too! ” Ha ha ha.

When I read these keywords, I kind of worry about society a little bit. What are you people interested in, exactly? And did you find it here?

  • republican views on war in iraq
  • sarah palin family pet
  • melamine tainted jello
  • palin breast pump
  • lesbian gang violence
  • andrea merkel anti chinese?
  • my mind is jello clinton

But then it’s nice to know I’m not alone in my obsession interest in Rachel Maddow:

  • oxford university news rachel maddow
  • does rachel maddow have any siblings
  • rachel maddow educational background
  • rachel maddow candy  (feel free to insert your own joke here ….)
  • does rachel maddow have children?
  • rachel maddow phd university
  • rachael maddow religion

To that last one, I say — yes! Sign me up for the Rachel Maddow religion!

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3 comments

  1. So of course I’m wondering if the person wants to know if Sarah Palin has a family pet, not that they want her for a family pet.

    And, please, oh please, may there not be a rash of women wanting to use the same breast pump as Gov. Palin. Aren’t her glasses trend enough?

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