To quote Joey Ramone, people seem to be “Searching for Something.” Every once in a while I like to look at the search words that people have used to stumble upon Nailing Jello to the Wall. For a lifelong people-watcher like me, it’s fascinating. I mean, please don’t get paranoid or anything — I’m not actually watching you. I don’t even look to see what city you’re in. Honestly. But isn’t it interesting: here I sit typing, and there you sit reading, and … how exactly did you get here?
There are the expected searches. Rachel Maddow tops that list, followed by Guantanamo bay, swat valley, health care, and Iraq war, among others. But I thought I’d share some of the more unusual and non political searches to end the week. So in no particular order:
- who discovered jello
- il se sent
- airport security gay
- fritz squirrel dogs
- is jello copyrighted?
- george bush hang it on the wall
- jello icon
- toads maryland
- nailing pie to the wall
- toad spawn
- sotomayor and tough to pigeonhole
- you spin me right round baby right round
- carrot soup martha stewart
- drunk george bush
- jello poems
- testicle nailing
whoa-that last one hurts!
I wondered if I should have put that one next to:
“george bush hang it on the wall”
Now why would anyone ruin a perfectly good pie by nailing it to the wall?
I realized that I’d really shifted focus when my blog no longer gets hits for mammary glands and now gets hits for items like “addicted to vacuuming.”
Remember that you will want to arrive 45 minutes before departure to accommodate the airport security gay.