What a cryptic name she uses: “Fed with No Goats.” You might think she has an aversion to goat meat, when in reality it’s just that she’s a hard working federal employee who used to have a lot of goats, but got rid of them. Cute as they are when babies, it turns out that adult goats are kind of a pain in the neck. Jumping the fence, butting your head, showing up out of nowhere (“Do we have a white billy goat? No? Well, apparently we do now.”)
Anyway, have a great, goat-free birthday, my friend!